I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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