one two three fourrrrnication!
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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