I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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