Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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