Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
