how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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