umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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