Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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