Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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