Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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