i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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