Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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