our cab driver is having phone sex.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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