"it" just moved
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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