hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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