Define "chronic" masturbator.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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