Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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