Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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