But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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