do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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