We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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