We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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