his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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