I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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