She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
