Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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