My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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