Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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