he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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