he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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