There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
His hands were made for my vagina.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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