that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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