I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
pray to the hookup gods
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