so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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