I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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