Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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