If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
