i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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