I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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