You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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