Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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