guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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