if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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