...so i touched it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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