Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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