just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need help removing her.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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