I have demons in me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Mom said you looked used
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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