I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize