is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The power of my boobs compel you
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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