Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
