Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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