You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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