that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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